Oh, hello! I haven’t seen you guys in a while because I suck. Not that it matters much anyway… I’m half certain that the few people who had any interest in my sad attempt at writing have given up completely. But I’ve been really busy, what with traveling back home over the pacific ocean to the glorious island of Isla Formosa. And then school started. However old you think I am, I probably younger… much younger. Anyway, I have recently decided to start writing even though I have been just stuck there, wondering what should happen next? Instead of actually working, I’ve been listening to glorified ballads on repeat (guilty pleasure alert) and trying to convince myself that I’m a certified swagger daddy. It hasn’t been working. So… what else to say? I’m sure that you’re tired of me wallowing in my self-pity by now and my attempts to be funny.
JUUPPPITTTERRRRR ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI5nBUidKqo, 0:33, sorry, I can’t find out how to get my links to work. Best six seconds of my life.)
(You: Like, does she think she’s funny?)
Yeah. I do.
R.I.P. Fake modesty